ass to mouth
June 18th, 2009SW called me on my dangling tags in the last post: I was writing about The Beautiful Kind’s awesome and yet disgusting post on ass to mouth. She recruited a “sexy microbiologist” (who doesn’t want one of those?) who swabbed his mouth, ass, and genital skin, and cultured what he found…
ass culture. no really.
While I think I am less squicked by bodily fluids than most, this still got to me. Once I got done making faces and shaking my head, I had to post it. (via Figleaf)
Guess what I did the last time I had sex? Yes. Yes, that. In my defense, it was as squeaky clean as ass-to-mouth ever gets. Didn’t even taste like lube. (I don’t care how nice your sheets are, if you put a lube-covered cock in my mouth, spitting on them is totally fair game.)
The other picture I need for this post is me blogging, with the caption “TMI: No Wonder You’re Not Getting Laid”.
I’m actually in bed with my laptop right now, waiting for PD & crew to be ready to shoot. I’m still sick with last week’s headcold. I think whatever I coughed up this morning was alive.
At least Twitter assures me I’m not alone in hating the Celebrator:
DiaZerva @misscalico I’d rather be cattle prodded 100 times than take the Celebrator.. that thing is evil & put me on the verge of tears. OUCH!
June 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
This is awesome! Get well soon…
June 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
i love that entry — that is just the sort of experiment i would do, too.
June 18th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Of course, if you cultured your hands, you would find just as much bacteria – if not loads more. Repeat the test on your hands. The same hands that people shake all day long. Then they pick their nose. Jerk off. Finger their lovers. The same hands that touch every single door you also touch. All. Day. Long.
To me, that is far, far filthier than somebodies clean asshole.
June 18th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
@TBK Thank you!
@tangledupinblue That reminds me, I need to post the arnica experiment I did, even if the pictures suck.
Wanna culture some hands and body parts for Fet?
@Fet – Gloves.
June 18th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Heh. I *love* ass to mouth. Though in my situation, its usually the boys ass and mouth, not mine.
And, because I’m at heart a 15 year old boy, I can’t help but giggle at the mention of an ATM money machine. Its sort of how I still can’t not giggle when I pass Coxsackie, New York
June 19th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
yes, arnica experiment, please. for SCIENCE!
and sure, i’ll do the culturing, though for good controls i should find out what kind of plates TBK’s friend used… and my bacterial morphological identification isn’t quite up to those standards. but it’s still worth doing
June 19th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Well the celebrator has got to be at least less offensive than The Tinge (mytinge.com) — the combination razor and vibrator. “The Ultimate Luxury Vibrator That Keeps Your ‘Secret’ A Sectet!!” The tinge may be more enjoyable, but I still can’t figure out if a woman’s secret is that she grows hair on her legs, armpits, and crotch, or that a woman’s secret is that she masturbates.
June 29th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
It always makes me think of Clerks 2 “Have you ever gone Ass to Mouth? You NEVER go Ass to Mouth!”
July 8th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I honestly don’t understand the level of FREAKING OUT that people have around ass-to-mouth. Yes, if done without proper precautions you can get sick. Just like from a lot of other sex stuff.
Personally, I really like ass-to-mouth and I’m not ashamed or apologetic about it. It amuses me, in a grim sort of way, to see so many self-identified sex-positive people get so bent out of shape about it.
July 14th, 2009 at 8:05 am
When fielding rare questions about Ass to Mouth I always say that I follow the FDA guidelines for meat that may contain E-Coli bacteria and cook ‘the sausage’ thoroughly before inserting in my mouth. Even though I do not recommend this practice or care for it myself, it is important to dispel myths that it is benign. I would put it in advanced practices that requires informed consent and proper preparation and to think that a guy would push this on a partner with ignorance or blatant disinformation is frightening. Though I did get a kick out of that line in Clerks 2!